Scary merch

 I was looking around on one of favorite non twilight sites a while back and found something quite disturbing. Behold the beauty of the twilight cake.

The whole story here

As if that wasn't frightning enough i found a plethra of scary merchandise out there. I'm sure you've all seen this.

Not how I was picturing showing with R.Patz

I also found this jem.

Why does that Gieco commercial play in my head.

I always feel like someone's watching me.....

I also found the mother of all dolls. I give you porn star Bella. Can't you just see her with a smokers cough and a crossed out heart tattoo?

Hey there big boy

And because I am glutton for punishment I give you a nontwilight fright.

Sweet Jesus it burns!