Just Passing through

So Mr. Sorrow and I will be journeying the few hours it takes to get to the Kalaloch Lodge for Valentines Day. As some don't tknow Kalaloch is located about a half hour from the promise land AKA Forks. Last time we went in August I got into it with the Hubby. (He's a mechanic) It went something like this.

Sorrow-Let me know if you see my boyfriend. He's waiting for me in these woods.

Mr.-Edward Cullen isn't here

Sorrow-Why would you say that? Thats just mean.

Mr.-And more importantly Edward Cullen couldn't fix your car.

(Deciding to let it go....) Me-You're right sweetie. He couldn't.

Lies! Bold faced lies. Everone knows that Edward Cullen could fix anything. He's perfect for gods sake. Later I'm retelling the story to Cantante and she straight faced says.

Maybe, but Jacob could.

And that bitches is why she is my best friend.

I hate Miley

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!

With only a few weeks left before the pagent. I am gearing up for a rollicking good time. I have had the privilege of listening to "Party in the USA" on repeat, for two hours straight every Saturday. Have I mentioned how much I hate Miley Cyrus? I hate her. That twerp is the bane of my existance, I swear! On a good note I have a few chapters posted on Twilighted! Yeah! Momma Sworrow likes to say that I'm published now, but I disagree. Regardless, I am excited about it. Watch out SM!

Here's the link and I have decided to post teasers on her for anyone who is interested.

Click here for The Runaway.

 So with out further ado..

What? That is the worst clue ever! Yes I know....

Strawberry Wine

I am in no way saying that little Taylor is good looking. I would never dare to look at him without his shirt on. I have every intention of covering my eyes when he is on screen shirtless. (All twenty times I will see the movie in theaters) He is not legal and it is wrong, so very very wrong. For instance I won't be looking at this.

 eyes averted.

I have no intention of having any thoughts about little TayTay. That is until oh lets say February 11th (I'm just pulling that number out of no where) and then it will be free game. I can look to my heart content. I realize that technically he would be 17 while filming Eclipse however he will be 18 by the time the movie is released there for I am only half a cougar.

Now here is my question to you. What would you call a twenty something girl (Ah-hem) who may or may not find a 18 year old attractive. Would that be a cougar? Perhaps a puma or a jaguar? Personally I'd like to think of myself as a leopard. Rawr. So I'd like to dedicate a little song to TayCob. Keep it up there little guy.

Of strawberry wine and seventeen

The hot July moon saw everything

My first taste of love oh bittersweet

Green on the vine

Like strawberry wine

~Deanna Carter

It's Ink I think.

I love tattoo's. When I was seventeen I lied to a tatto artist that I forgot my ID in the car. To which he replied "I don't care just give my forty bucks." So began my tatto extravaganza. I am a huge pansy so after I get one I say never again. Then time passes and one day I get impulsive. Every tattoo I have was impulsive. As Twilight is my whole life right now I am trying to tell myself that I don't need a Twilight tattoo. But my self control is wavering. Originally I wanted to get this one.

Then I thought go big or go home. If I'm going to do this I need to do it right. As inspiration I give you some of my role models.

I'm not understanding the tree. The Meadow?

Placement matters. Next to the sunflower really?

It took me about two minutes to read this.

And my personal favorite.

Nothing says sexy like punched in the face Edward

I tease but I am fairly certain the next time I've had a few too many mojitos I will be laying face down in a leather chair being worked over by some guy named Shit House Martinez. And the final product will be better then all of these. I guarantee you.

Mike Dexter is a God

When I was in Junior High this little teen movie came out that I became obsessed with. It was called Can't Hardly Wait. You've heard of it? I loved it for so many reasons. It had the adorable Ethan Embry who was in Empire Records (On my top ten list always) as well as Seth Green who for some reason I just heart. When Aman Duh first walked through the door Sneaker Pimps 6 Underground played. It also featured this jerk of a character Mike Dexter.

Mike Dexter is a god, Mike Dexter is a role model, Mike Dexter is an asshole

I didn't see much of Peter Facinelli after that. A small role here and there. He was on Damages (Awesome show BTW) But it appeared that Mike Dexter was gone. And then like phoenix from the ashes came Dr. Carlisle Cullen. Kind and compassionate a lover not a fighter. He was fantastic. He was the polar opposite of Mike Dexter. At first I was a little freaked out by the hair. Actually I'm still a little freaked out by the hair but whatever. The fact remains that I love Carlisle. He is a good looking man and I appreciated him even in a blonde boufant.

Carlisle Cullen is a God

And the fact remains that he the only actor in the movie that I can look out without feeling like a pedophile. He is in fact ten years older then me, which is a pleasant thought given that I am older then even Jackson. So I can officially look at one Cullen without being arrested.

challenge

So as I was doing my daily perusing of my twilight blogs I obsess over. I came across this questionaire from the great STY and JJ at Twitarded. I thought I would give it a shot. Enjoy!

1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you've ever done (that you would be willing to share!)? I did the I-5 dive much like bungie jumping once. I've done more stupid things then I can count. I did get caught at a local bar by a parent of one of my students with a giant inflatable penis. After that she called me "pecker girl"

My little buddy

2) One my personal favorite games: Fuck, Marry, Kill. With the Twilight cast. I can't wait to read these! (Or "Eff, Marry, Kill" if you don't have my potty mouth.)**
Fuck Jasper, Kill Jessica, Marry Emmett

3) What is your favorite band/type of music? I've been getting into a lot of emo music lately. Also Lady gaga has been in consant rotation on my ipod. Random I know. But I like just about anything.

4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight? Rent.

no way, can i be what i'm not
but hey, don't you want your girl hot?don't fight,

don't loose your head 'cause every night

who's in your bed?

who?

who's in your bed?

(I think we all know the answer to that question.)

5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? A blogger? Yes but the extent of my obsession is not known.

6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things? You know, blogging, looking at pictures of the cast, reading fan fiction, etc. at least twenty

7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn't matter. I can't blow bubble gum bubbles. I never was Taught. (Who's fault is that Momma Sorrow?)

Scary merch

 I was looking around on one of favorite non twilight sites a while back and found something quite disturbing. Behold the beauty of the twilight cake.

The whole story here

As if that wasn't frightning enough i found a plethra of scary merchandise out there. I'm sure you've all seen this.

Not how I was picturing showing with R.Patz

I also found this jem.

Why does that Gieco commercial play in my head.

I always feel like someone's watching me.....

I also found the mother of all dolls. I give you porn star Bella. Can't you just see her with a smokers cough and a crossed out heart tattoo?

Hey there big boy

And because I am glutton for punishment I give you a nontwilight fright.

Sweet Jesus it burns!