I was looking around on one of favorite non twilight sites a while back and found something quite disturbing. Behold the beauty of the twilight cake.
As if that wasn't frightning enough i found a plethra of scary merchandise out there. I'm sure you've all seen this.
Not how I was picturing showing with R.Patz
I also found this jem.
Why does that Gieco commercial play in my head.
I always feel like someone's watching me.....
I also found the mother of all dolls. I give you porn star Bella. Can't you just see her with a smokers cough and a crossed out heart tattoo?
Hey there big boy
And because I am glutton for punishment I give you a nontwilight fright.
Sweet Jesus it burns!